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Just got hit on by dude with "Message me if... you want to be my muse" in his profile. And he linked to his tumblr full of crappy misspelled poetry about being alone forever and loving ladies who just don't understand what's best for them the way he does.

TAKE ME NOW, DUDE. MAKE ME YOURS. I TOTALLY DON'T WANT TO WRITE OR DRAW, I JUST WANT TO PASSIVELY INSPIRE YOU TO WRITE MORE TERRIBLE POEMS. God knows the world needs more writers who can't tell the difference between "heroine" and "heroin."

...Oh my god these poems are awful. CLOSING THE WINDOW NOW. AUGH.